Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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