brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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