We're like a lot better than the average bears
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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