i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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