I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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