I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I have tasted many bathrooms
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