never play flip cup with pint glasses
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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