If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
