We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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