; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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