So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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