Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Fuck appropriateness.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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