She's JV to your varsity
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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