in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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