Rock
Scissors
Fuck
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
