Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
its not stalking. its research.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
