I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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