That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I got inside last night via doggy door
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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