If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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