Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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