id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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