Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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