so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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