You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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