you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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