bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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