bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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