everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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