Are we in a gay sports bar?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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