I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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