I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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