Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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