Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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