Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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