actually, I'm a sock model
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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