you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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