Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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