Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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