I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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