You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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