we have officially lost it.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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