): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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