god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
false alarm. still invincible.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
try to milk me bitch
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