New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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