doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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