sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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