Pappa wants mamma naked
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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