he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
A bitchslap is in order.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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