That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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