fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i will never coherently bang her
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
