office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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